Nick Adams’ Official 2022 fantasy football draft guide
Fantasy football season is right around the corner! follow this comprehensive draft guide to ensure your team is loaded with faith, patriotism, and grit.
QUARTERBACKS
Kirk Cousins (MIN): Pro-Trump and pro-touchdown Kirk Cousins will be the beneficiary of a revamped offensive scheme that will put the ball in the air more often than in recent seasons. Expect big things from the Cousins-Thielen combination!
Carson Wentz (WSH): Carson has looked right at home with the Redskins this preseason and will have the benefit of a Christ-centered offseason, an elite weapon in Terry McLaurin, and an elite defense led by Jack Del Rio winning the field position battle.
Aaron Rodgers (GB): The loss of Davante Adams may be a slight setback for the Packers offense but expect another MVP-caliber season for a healthy, focused, and immunized Aaron Rodgers.
Tom Brady (TB): The quarterback most famous for his friendship with President Trump will make everyone forget that he retired for a 3-week span this offseason and should be a top-5 QB in nearly every statistical category once again.
Josh Allen (BUF): Allen is the complete package and can be a cornerstone of your squad. Losing Cole Beasley certainly stings and will stifle the Bills offensive potential, but the proud Christian Josh Allen will be able to overcome it and still provide elite fantasy production.
Derek Carr (LV): A new offensive scheme and the addition of Davante Adams will push future Hall of Famer Derek Carr into the upper echelon of fantasy QBs for 2022. The Carr-Renfrow connection should be stronger than ever thanks to a friendship centered in faith.
Trevor Lawrence (JAX): A strong Christian coach like Doug Pederson was the perfect man to step in and continue the work Urban Meyer started in Jacksonville. Expect big things from the mature beyond his years and man of God Trevor Lawrence in year 2.
Matthew Stafford (LAR): It will be addition by subtraction in Los Angeles in 2022 without locker room cancer and mega-diva OBJ. Stafford is surrounded by elite weapons like Cooper Kupp and Ben Skowronek and will be highly motivated to defend the Rams’ 2021 Super Bowl title.
Mac Jones (NE): With Josh McDaniels out of the picture, the Belichick/Jones duo will have their eyes set on more than just a playoff berth this year. Jones has the grit, hustle, and intelligence to bring the Patriots back to title contention. He’s a high-character and faithful addition to any fantasy team.
Tua Tagovailoa (MIA): I’m predicting the Dolphins’ offense will take a step forward this year, not because of overrated Tyreek Hill, but because of Tua Tagovailoa. Tua is a great Christian, a great friend of President Trump, and will be a great QB option for your fantasy team.
Sleepers: Tim Tebow, Taysom Hill, Malik Willis, Joe Flacco, Patrick Mahomes, Jimmy Garoppolo, Lamar Jackson.
Players to AVOID: Jalen Hurts, Kyler Murray, Ryan Tannehill, Joe Burrow, Russell Wilson.
Additional Comments:
Depending on how many bench spots there are in your league, it might be wise to stash Tim Tebow on your bench in the event he is given another well deserved shot at playing quarterback in the NFL.
Malik Willis will 100% be playing for the Titans by the end of the season. The woke, aging, and overpaid Ryan Tannehill will never be able to get it done for the Titans.
Kyler Murray may not know the playbook but that won’t stop woke publications like ESPN from claiming he is a top 5 fantasy QB. Stay away, you’ll thank me later!
Joe Burrow tragically went woke, now watch him struggle in 2022-2023. A wise man once said, “Everything woke turns to sh**t.”
Running Backs
Christian McCaffrey (CAR): The only thing Christian McCaffrey likes doing more than being the best running back in football is reading his Bible. McCaffrey has held the Panthers together since he arrived in Carolina and will have his work cut out for him with the addition of Baker Mayfield. Hopefully, Christian can mentor the troubled QB and give Baker the support and structure he’s lacked for his entire life. McCaffrey is the best running back of his generation and will lead your fantasy team to glory. CMC is worth the no. 1 overall pick in your fantasy draft.
Jonathan Taylor (IND): 2021 was Jonathan Taylor’s coming out party and despite the downgrade at the quarterback position in Indianapolis, 2022 should be another strong year for the Colts offense. The blue-collar running style Taylor learned at Wisconsin is a natural fit for a red state team like the Colts. He’s a fantastic consolation prize if you aren’t blessed with the chance to daft Christian McCaffrey.
Ezekiel Elliott (DAL): Zeke has been one of the very best running backs in the NFL for the past several years. He refused to kneel for the anthem, loves the flag, and successfully fought back against defamatory accusations. Ezekiel Elliott is a true alpha male and one of the best fantasy RB 1 options available, year after year.
Najee Harris (PIT): Najee Harris is a throwback-style player who runs angry and never shies away from contact. His Christian faith guides him through running lanes when they’re available, which is not often considering the Steelers offensive line was atrocious in 2021 and doesn’t look to be much better so far in 2022. Despite a first-year QB and a questionable offensive line, Harris will be an elite RB 1. He can run around you or he can run over you. Harris runs like an alpha male and has God on his side. Draft Najee Harris if you get the chance, you won’t regret it.
Derrick Henry (TEN): Henry is a freak of nature who is capable of carrying an offense on his back. He should get a heavy workload in 2022 since the Titans sent AJ Brown to Philadelphia as a signal of their waning faith in Ryan Tannehill since he went woke and his level of play has fallen off a cliff. My only concern with Derrick Henry is the woke fool handing him the ball.
James Conner (AZ): James Conner is a high-risk, high-reward fantasy pick. When healthy, he’s a high-end back with an inspirational life story. His strong Christian faith helped him beat cancer and become a star in the NFL. The Cardinals passing attack will take a step backwards this year with the addition of wokester Zach Ertz, so Conner should be looking at an increased role… IF he can stay healthy.
Travis Etienne (JAX): One of the fastest players in the league will make his much-anticipated NFL debut after missing his rookie season due to injury. Etienne was widely-regarded as one of the most brilliant selections of the 2021 NFL Draft before his injury and a major piece of Urban Meyer’s vision for the Jaguars. Though Meyer has moved on, the Lawrence/Etienne connection he envisioned will thrive and cement his legacy as the founding father of the coming glory years of Jacksonville.
Nick Chubb (CLE): Chubb should get a lot of carries throughout the first 11 games of the season while dangerous sexual predator Deshaun Watson serves a weak suspension handed down by the limp-wristed NFL. The Browns offensive line will still be among the league’s best so Chubb is a safe selection to bolster your lineup.
Aaron Jones (GB): Expect more touches for Aaron Jones in Green Bay with the departure of Davante Adams. Jones comes from a military family and brings a stellar work ethic to the facility every day. He fights for every yard the way the brave military men and women who inspire him fight for our country.
Rex Burkhead (HOU): Burkhead will be the only bright spot on what figures to be an abysmal Texans offense. Burkhead has quietly been one of the league’s most underrated running backs since being a 6th round pick in 2013. I’m excited to see what he can do this season with a greater role.
Sleepers: Breece Hall, Tony Pollard, JK Dobbins, Lamar Jackson.
Players to AVOID: Dalvin Cook, Kareem Hunt, Alvin Kamara, Saquon Barkley, Joe Mixon.
Additional Comments:
The only place Kareem Hunt should be playing football is on a prison rec field. It’s a disgrace that someone as violent as Hunt is granted the privilege to earn millions while great patriots like Peyton Hillis and Toby Gerhart had their careers cut short due to extreme bias.
Alvin Kamara should be expelled from the NFL for punching an innocent man 8 times during the offseason. Violent thugs have no place earning millions in any sporting league. Do NOT draft Kamara and thank Nick Adams later.
Joe Mixon should be in jail for assaulting a woman. Only a beta male would resort to laying his hands on a female. Stay far away from Mixon in your fantasy draft. It’s only a matter of time before the loose cannon makes another detrimental decision, which will cost you dearly.
Dalvin Cook allegedly assaulted, battered, and falsely imprisoned his former girlfriend – stay FAR away from this train wreck of a person. Do not risk the success of your fantasy team on the frequently injured and potentially dangerous running back.
Wide Receivers
Cooper Kupp (LAR): There is absolutely no debate about who the best Wide Receiver is in the NFL right now, everyone with half a brain knows that Cooper Kupp is the top dog. Matthew Stafford and Kupp have an elite connection and all drafters should expect more of the same in the 2022-2023 season. Kupp is worthy of a 1st Round Selection in all league formats.
Hunter Renfrow (LV): The former Clemson standout and devout Christian athlete is elite in every single aspect of the game. Even with over 100 catches, 1,000 yards, and 9 touchdowns last season – Renfrow is still being overlooked this offseason by all woke Fantasy Football ‘experts.’ Take it from a real expert, Hunter Renfrow is worthy of a late 1st or early 2nd round selection in all leagues. If you want to win this season, drafting Hunter Renfrow early is a must.
Adam Thielen (MIN): It’s unfortunate that Adam Thielen has been overlooked his entire career due to his strong Christian background, but this ranking was a no brainer for me. The Mankato product has been nothing short of elite when healthy and the Vikings are expected to be a pass-first offense this season. Kirk Cousins and Thielen will make a Christ centered 1-2 punch reminiscent of Elway to McCaffrey with the Denver Broncos of the 90s.
Keenan Allen (LAC): When healthy, there is no one more consistent in fantasy than Keenan Allen – and with Herbert throwing him the ball there is A LOT to like about Allen’s chances of another big season with the Chargers. Hopefully the rampant homelessness and crime in the liberal hellscape that is Los Angeles doesn’t distract Allen too much.
Ja’Marr Chase (CIN): When the LSU Tigers won the National Championship, Ja’Marr Chase and President Trump bonded more than any other duo at the White House. It was truly a magical moment for the country when President Trump called on Chase to speak to all those in attendance. For this reason, I believe Chase has a chance to be the greatest Wide Receiver in NFL History. Draft Chase with confidence and draft him in the 1st round in all keeper leagues.
Michael Pittman Jr. (IND): The USC standout and former 2nd round draft pick has done nothing but impress since entering the NFL and that should surprise no one given his education background at Oak Christian. When players are centered in the teachings of Christ, you can expect big things in the film room and on the playing field. With Matt Ryan coming to Indy you can expect even more success for the disciplined Michael Pittman Jr.
Braxton Berrios (NYJ): The former Valedictorian of Miami’s Herbert School of Business is one of the best minds in all of sports and can always be trusted to run every route to perfection. After two strong seasons, Braxton Berrios is poised for a breakout season with the Jets. Whether as a return man or an elite slot receiver you can depend on Berrios.
Justin Jefferson (MIN): The greatest moment in Justin Jefferson’s career came when he shook hands with President Trump after winning the National Title at LSU. While he didn’t bond with the 45th President to the extent that Ja’Marr Chase did, it was still a notable connection that sent shockwaves throughout the sports world. President Trump inspired Jefferson to have one of the best starts to an NFL career for any wide receiver and you can expect that inspiration to continue into this upcoming season. Draft Justin Jefferson with confidence.
Davante Adams (LV): It’s easy to remain a top wide receiver in the NFL when you go from Hall of Fame QB Aaron Rodgers to Hall of Fame QB Derek Carr. Expect more elite production from Adams this season in the city of sin Las Vegas. Let’s hope this doesn’t end up as another Henry Ruggs situation.
Terry McLaurin (WSH): With the devout Christian Carson Wentz coming to the Redskins, you can expect more production out of every playmaker especially Scary Terry McLaurin. THE Ohio State University is known for producing elite Wide Receiver and McLaurin is no exception to that rule.
Sleepers: Alec Pierce, Cole Beasley, Chris Olave, Britain Covey, Lamar Jackson.
Players to AVOID: DeAndre Hopkins, Odell Beckham Jr., Mike Evans, Chase Claypool, Michael Thomas.
Additional Comments:
DeAndre Hopkins should be banned from the NFL for doing steroids and also flipping off a caravan of peaceful and patriotic Trump supporters. Do NOT draft Hopkins if you want to win your fantasy league this season.
Odell Beckham Jr. has caused problems everywhere he has gone and his tantrums outweigh his production. You cannot rely on OBJ to produce for you in fantasy, that’s why the woke crybaby remains unsigned to this day.
Chase Claypool showed the entire nation what a fool he was when he danced after a completion against the Minnesota Vikings with the playoffs on the line and the clock ticking down. What a clown. Stay far away from the fraudulent “Mapletron” receiver.
Michael Thomas went woke, that’s why he’s been unable to stay healthy over the last two seasons. Stay far away, you’re welcome.
Philadelphia has been RAVING about the speed and elite playmaking ability of the former Utah star Britain Covey. He is the perfect draft and stash player with DeSean Jackson like potential. Thankfully, Covey isn’t an anti-Semite like Jackson.
Tight Ends
Travis Kelce (KC): Travis Kelce hails from one of the most patriotic and Godly bloodlines in the NFL today. There’s been no questioning Kelce’s status as the most consistently productive tight end in the NFL after 6 consecutive seasons with over 1,000 receiving yards. Kelce was excited to meet President Trump and anyone would be excited to have Kelce on their fantasy team.
Tim Tebow (FA): Tebow would be the clear-cut TE 1 (or QB 1) if not for the NFL’s anti-God agenda. Tebow’s potential for production is too high to miss out on a chance to stash him on your roster in the event the NFL ends their anti-Tebow crusade. Even at age 35, Tebow is a freak athlete and a field-stretcher that could benefit any offense.
Hunter Henry (NE): Henry’s Christian faith and support for the state of Israel fuels his passion for becoming a better football player every day. Henry will be one of fellow America First Patriot Mac Jones’ favorite red zone targets.
Mark Andrews (BAL): Mark Andrews is one of the best tight ends in all of football. He’s been a consistent producer, and his love for the game is unquestioned. Andrews refused to let China win and opt out of the 2020 season due to COVID, and he was rewarded with a big contract extension in 2021.
George Kittle (SF): Though oft-injured, the Iowa product works hard, plays the game the right way, and remains one of the best TE options in all of football. The best-case scenario for Kittle owners will be a swift end to the Trey Lance experiment in San Francisco and a return to two-time NFC Champion Jimmy Garoppolo.
Pat Freiermuth (PIT): Freiermuth was blessed to catch passes from God-fearing patriot Ben Roethlisberger in his rookie season and will use that experience to help the Steelers transition into a new era.
TJ Hockenson (DET): Another gritty Iowa Hawkeye dominating the tight end position in the NFL. Hockenson’s team-first mentality and work ethic are contagious and he will be a strong addition to your lineup.
Dallas Goedert (PHI): Goedert won the starting job in Philadelphia over woke moron Zach Ertz so decisively that Ertz was shipped over 2,000 miles west to Arizona. Despite the obvious shortcomings of gimmick QB Jalen Hurts, Goedert should be a strong option this season.
Dalton Schultz (DAL): Dalton Schultz’s projects to be a big part of the Cowboys offense this season coming off a career year in 2021. Let’s hope he doesn’t allow his video gaming to become a distraction like Kyler Murray, but Schultz’s work ethic has never been questioned.
Kyle Pitts (ATL): The Falcons offense is about as intimidating as Joe Biden during nap time, but Pitts should get enough targets to be a top-10 fantasy TE.
Sleepers: Dawson Knox, Mike Gesicki, Rob Gronkowski, Tyler Higbee.
Players to AVOID: Zach Ertz, David Njoku, Darren Waller, Noah Fant.
Additional Comments:
The Cardinals decision to build their passing game around Kyler Murray and Zach Ertz was short-sighted and will be remembered as a catastrophic move for the franchise. Ertz went woke and quickly fell out of favor in Philadelphia, don’t bank on solid production from Ertz as he’s clearly in the twilight of his career.
Noah Fant is a certifiable bust and Seattle’s offense figures to be anemic with Geno Smith and/or Drew Lock at the helm.
NEVER count out Gronk. If he decides to come back, he instantly returns to elite status.
DEFENSE
Washington Redskins: Alpha male Jack Del Rio is a fearless patriot and a fearless play-caller. The Redskins defense will be without Chase Young, but Del Rio’s no-nonsense approach and innovative scheme will allow the Redskins defense to thrive even while shorthanded. Del Rio’s impassioned support of President Trump has his defense fired up to dominate in 2022. Del Rio is 100% for America and I am 100% sold on the Redskins defense.
Jacksonville Jaguars: Sacksonville is BACK. Josh Allen (the REAL one) and no. 1 overall pick Trayvon Walker look poised to wreak havoc on opposing quarterbacks. Urban Meyer laid the foundation for an elite defense, and the new coaching staff looks well-suited to continuing the work Urban started.
Buffalo Bills: Although the Bills would not still be chasing their first Super Bowl win if President Trump had been allowed to buy the franchise, the Bills defense will be good enough to keep them in contention for this year’s championship.
San Francisco 49ers: The 49ers defense figures to be formidable again, led by Trump conservative Nick Bosa. Bosa will be a DPOY finalist by setting the tone on the edge and tearing through blockers like he’s an illegal immigrant crossing Joe Biden’s open border.
Pittsburgh Steelers: Pittsburgh’s defense is loaded with alpha males and led by reigning DPOY and strong conservative TJ Watt. The Steelers locked up all-pro safety Minkah Fitzpatrick and reinforced the front 7 to shore up their leaky run defense this offseason by acquiring elite LB Myles Jack. The Steelers should be a lock top 5 fantasy defense.
New Orleans Saints: The Saints offense could hold back the defense’s fantasy potential unless they commit to letting Taysom Hill run the offense. The defense is good enough to keep them competitive. They’re loaded with talented playmakers like Marshon Lattimore, Pete Werner, and Tyrann Mathieu.
Los Angeles Chargers: Khalil Mack joined high-character and pro-Trump patriot Joey Bosa in Los Angeles this offseason. The Bosa/Mack pass rush duo will strike fear in the heart of Jackson Mahomes’ brother and make the Chargers a serious contender out of the AFC West.
New England Patriots: The Patriots defense will take a step back from last season but Bill Belichick is a great friend of Donald Trump and Donald Trump isn’t friends with losers. Belichick will keep the Patriots defense strong and a worthy fantasy option.
Tampa Bay Buccaneers: Vita Vea leads a solid defense that should be a reliable fantasy option with defensive-minded head coach Todd Bowles at the helm. Vea’s strong Christian faith and 6’4” 350lb frame will anchor a stingy defensive line that will allow Antoine Winfield Jr to roam free and make big plays.
Miami Dolphins: Miami’s defense has a penchant for making big plays and that makes them a high-ceiling fantasy option. Belichick disciple Josh Boyer returns as defensive coordinator despite the new head coach and will keep the defense fundamentally sound.
Sleepers: Baltimore Ravens, Philadelphia Eagles, Denver Broncos, Indianapolis Colts.
Defenses to AVOID: Los Angeles Rams, Dallas Cowboys, New York Giants, Seattle Seahawks, Cincinnati Bengals.
Additional Comments:
Trevon Diggs is one of the worst cornerbacks in the NFL today and the Cowboys defense will be torched in the passing game as a result.
The Rams defense is spearheaded by violent thug Aaron Donald. If justice is served and Donald is arrested, the Rams defense will be among the most porous in the league.
Kickers
Mason Crosby (GB): While the vast majority of the NFL, including his own teammates in Green Bay, were making political statements about the flag — Mason Crosby was standing alone (literally) for the National Anthem. The reliable veteran deserves to be the first kicker drafted in all leagues.
Harrison Butker (KC): A strong Christian playing for one of the most explosive offenses in the NFL, Butker is a lock for another top 5 fantasy football season. Draft the unvaccinated Kansas City patriot with confidence and DO NOT drop him during your bye week.
Chris Boswell (PIT): The strong friend of patriot Trump supporter Ben Roethlisberger is one of the most reliable kickers in the NFL. You can rely on Boswell to be in the church pews during the off season and in your starting lineup on gameday.
Rodrigo Blankenship (IND): The Colts picked a winner when they grabbed UGA’s pride Rodrigo Blankenship. While nothing will help the embattled Colts franchise beat the Jaguars in Jacksonville, Rec Specs are back and stronger than ever with Blankenship kicking.
Graham Gano (NYG): When the left attempted to cancel Chick-fil-A, Graham Gano stood strong with the Christian business by tweeting that he was “proudly supporting Chick-fil-A.” I highly recommend proudly drafting Gano this season.
Matt Prater (AZ): The former UCF kicker who holds the record for the longest FG ever made in the NFL at 70 yards still has a big leg at age 38. Arizona will score a lot points this season and Prater should have a strong season as a result. Draft with confidence.
Evan McPherson (CIN): The devout Christian and Florida Gator made shockwaves throughout the league last year while leading the Cincinnati Bengals to the Super Bowl. I would expect another big year from the highly touted (and drafted) kicker.
Daniel Carlson (LV): In a league full of woke attention seeking athletes, Daniel Carlson has kept his political opinions to himself. This quality is to be admired and should be rewarded while drafting in fantasy football. If you want to win big this season, draft Daniel Carlson.
Ryan Succop (TB): Ryan Succop was challenged for his starting job this offseason in Tampa and he responded like any true alpha male would, with confidence and poise. The former Gamecock should be a reliable kicker on one of the most high scoring offenses in the NFL.
Nick Folk (NE): One of the most experienced veteran kickers in the NFL, Nick Folk has found a home in New England under Bill Belichick’s strong conservative leadership. Expect big things from Folk, the kicker for the most successful NFL franchise over the last 20 years.
Sleepers: Jason Sanders, Cade York.
Players to AVOID: Justin Tucker, Younghoe Koo, Matt Gay, Jake Elliot, Josh Lambo.
Additional Comments:
Justin Tucker has gone full woke, and soon the Baltimore Ravens will be in need of a new kicker. I am expecting a lot of misses to the FAR LEFT from Tucker this season. Do not overdraft Justin Tucker this year and expect to win big in your fantasy league.
Younghoe Koo is a woke kicker who spends too much time on his activism and not enough time on his craft. The Falcons offense will also look anemic this year without Calvin Ridley or Matt Ryan.
Josh Lambo is a beta male who falsely accused Urban Meyer of kicking him with force in a malicious manner. He should be blackballed from the league and your fantasy draft.
